Or, if you're not into the cutesy thing, you can always pretend they're hunks of earwax trying to escape and/or get some fresh air. Your choice, my friend.

Either way, they're happy to be there. ^_^

That said, party animals and women of loose morals, if you are reading this, please don't let my stance on this stereotype deter you from also purchasing these earrings!

These clouds are great to offset whatever personality type you might have! If you're a wild one, they'll balance your look with their cute fluffy smiley faces! And if you're on the mousy side, these earrings will transform you into the kawaii hooker you've always dreamed of being!!!!!!!!--I mean, they'll make you look cute and confident. (and potentially make you turn tricks on the street [no, not really])

Then make sure to laugh at your joke for an uncomfortably long period of time (2+ minutes should suffice), upon which the other party will probably meet you with awkward silence. Follow up by clarifying, "... well, ok, the clouds are attached to hooks that are in my ears... WHICH ARE ATTACHED TO MY HEAD! SO THE CLOUDS ARE IN THERE BY PROXY OK??" There will be more awkward silence. Following this one-sided exchange (what?), you'll never have to worry about them remarking that "you've got your head in the clouds" because they will never speak to you again :D

That said, party animals and women of loose morals, if you are reading this, please don't let my stance on this stereotype deter you from also purchasing these earrings!

These clouds are great to offset whatever personality type you might have! If you're a wild one, they'll balance your look with their cute fluffy smiley faces! And if you're on the mousy side, these earrings will transform you into the kawaii hooker you've always dreamed of being!!!!!!!!--I mean, they'll make you look cute and confident. (and potentially make you turn tricks on the street [no, not really])

That, or, "Hooray we're inedible bread residing on some earring hooks thus we never have to worry about being ingested by humans!... barring unsupervised children." So parents, for the sake of these cute little breads*, please supervise your children.

*...uh, and also your children's safety as well. yes. ^_^

(seriously, choking is scary stuff! keep them away from all tiny objects, talking bread earrings or otherwise!)

Please take caution when listening to these fellows. They mean well, but alas, they're about as knowledgeable as a hunk of plastic... which is what they are, so yes.

That said, party animals and women of loose morals, I'm sure you also peruse etsy, and so please don't let my stance on this stereotype deter you from also purchasing these earrings.

These clouds are great to offset whatever personality type you might have! If you're a wild one, they'll balance your look with their cute fluffy smiley faces! And if you're on the mousy side, these earrings will transform you into the kawaii hooker you've always dreamed of being!!!!!!!!--I mean, they'll make you look cute and confident. (and potentially make you turn tricks on the street [no, not really])

They're also perfect for anyone who enjoys filled-in pentagrams. With smiley faces. It is a niche-market I cater to. Tell your friends.

oh yes, I went there.

* If you like Coldplay, then let it be known that these earrings here were the direct inspiration for that song. They time traveled back to 2000, did a little dance for Chris Martin, and he wrote the song later that day. He still gives them VIP passes to all their concerts.

* If you DON'T like Coldplay, then let it be known that those jerks totally stole this song from these earrings. These earrings were street performers in London back in 2000, trying to save up money for a badminton set (it was a deluxe version), and they performed this song (as part of an assorted playlist of star-related tunes) and Chris Martin totally recorded their performance of Yellow claiming he was a film student making a documentary about sentient jewelry. Typical.

Then explain that they help you apply ointment to an unsightly rash you have. If presented the fact that your earrings are plastic and not actually made of cotton, then explain that they do not function as actual cotton balls, but as tiny acrylic orderlies who sprout cute little arms and apply the ointment for you. Then offer to demonstrate the process to them.

However, if you'd prefer to actually keep the friends you have, just reply, "Yes, they are clouds. And I am free of unsightly rashes." They might not believe you, but hey, at least you tried.