I KNOW I WOULD!

With this large cloud fellow at your aid, you'll be able to locate your keys with ease! No longer will you spend hours upon hours riffling through your purse, pockets, or other areas that we won't mention here, to find those pesky keys!

On top of the time saving this fellow brings about, just look at that face, he's as helpful as he is cute! ^_^

Simply link your keys to the ring attached, and through Tactile Sensory Location™, the next time you reach for your keys in your purse, pocket, or mystery area that you probably shouldn't be sticking foreign object in, you'll be able to find them within a fraction of the time!!

Not only can you attach your keys to this handy device, you can also attach it to zippers as a pulling agent, or use it as ornamentation on your transportation container of choice! Using your happy cloud keychain for such inefficient roles may result in your keychain becoming grumpy. The good news is, since he's made of plastic, his face is stuck like that! :D So while you may have to endure some complaining once in awhile, at least he'll still look cute! :D You should just remind him that he's lucky he's got a nice home on your bag, instead of shoved in an orifice of choice by people who like to keep their belongings close to them... very close.

And now, for those lacking time or interest, an abridged version of the description above:

IT IS A LARGE KEYCHAIN. WHEN YOU REACH FOR YOUR KEYS IT IS EASIER TO GRAB. YOU CAN USE IT FOR OTHER STUFF TOO. IT HAS A FACE ON IT. SOME PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT STORE THEIR BELONGINGS IN AN UNSANITARY FASHION.

Sure, it looks like they're having fun up there, frolicking amongst the cosmos, but trust me, those are faces of terror. We as humans are just not accustomed to the facial expressions of stars. They may even SAY, "HEY, WHY DID YOU REMOVE ME FROM SPACE I LIKED IT THERE. NOW YOU ARE ENSLAVING ME AS A PULLING AGENT ON YOUR BAG/JACKET??? HELP, POLICE!!!", but trust me, we are just not used to their space language. They really mean, "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME FROM THE TERRIBLE ABYSS OF SPACE. I LOVE BEING A ZIPPER PULL" That said, party animals and women of loose morals, if you are reading this, please don't let my stance on this stereotype deter you from also purchasing these earrings!

These clouds are great to offset whatever personality type you might have! If you're a wild one, they'll balance your look with their cute fluffy smiley faces! And if you're on the mousy side, these earrings will transform you into the kawaii hooker you've always dreamed of being!!!!!!!!--I mean, they'll make you look cute and confident. (and potentially make you turn tricks on the street [no, not really])

With this large cloud fellow at your aid, you'll be able to locate your keys with ease! No longer will you spend hours upon hours riffling through your purse, pockets, or other areas that we won't mention here, to find those pesky keys!

On top of the time saving this fellow brings about, just look at that face, he's as helpful as he is cute! ^_^

Simply link your keys to the ring attached, and through Tactile Sensory Location™, the next time you reach for your keys in your purse, pocket, or mystery area that you probably shouldn't be sticking foreign object in, you'll be able to find them within a fraction of the time!!

Not only can you attach your keys to this handy device, you can also attach it to zippers as a pulling agent, or use it as ornamentation on your transportation container of choice! Using your happy cloud keychain for such inefficient roles may result in your keychain becoming grumpy. The good news is, since he's made of plastic, his face is stuck like that! :D So while you may have to endure some complaining once in awhile, at least he'll still look cute! :D You should just remind him that he's lucky he's got a nice home on your bag, instead of shoved in an orifice of choice by people who like to keep their belongings close to them... very close.

And now, for those lacking time or interest, an abridged version of the description above:

IT IS A LARGE KEYCHAIN. WHEN YOU REACH FOR YOUR KEYS IT IS EASIER TO GRAB. YOU CAN USE IT FOR OTHER STUFF TOO. IT HAS A FACE ON IT. SOME PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT STORE THEIR BELONGINGS IN AN UNSANITARY FASHION.

I mean, I suppose you could, but sanitation issues would arise. Plus, no fun facial expressions. (and if your heart DOES have a face, you need to contact the fine journalists at the Weekly World News asap)

All in all I think you've got all you need here!

Some zipper pulls have a chip on their shoulder, they think you owe them something for all the help they're providing you, but this little fellow is the most selfless piece of plastic you'll ever meet! ^_^ Always service with a smile, and he'll never get mad that you're constantly squishing his face to open and close your jacket/bag/miscellaneous zippered item!

Note: Personalities may vary. Everyone has their breaking point. Those who frequently zip things are advised to sleep with one eye open.